The Once Upon A Time Thread

[cincygreg]

A major panic throughout the city, thankfully just as the earth started to crack the duck removed a large wad of bubble gum from his mouth and used it to hold the earth together, Meanwhile the streakers escaped and formed a naked human well to deflect the remaining waves and save all at the game from being drenched. As this was going on the penguin had run to the top of the smokestacks in centerfield announced that someone had something to say. It was Jim Tarbell who announced through a bullhorn that none of this would have happened if you would have built this place at broadway commons, as they decended back down to enjoy the game which had again been restarted, the duck and the penguin got another coldie and prepared to enjoy the game before heading home to watch the ncaa championships that evening. But there was still something funny in the air, something was amiss, it was...


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[cincygreg]

Gappr and Mr Red were floating on a flat of stale hot dog buns in the river so the duck and the penguin had to swim out and pull them to safety will avoiding Micheal Moore who had decided to just float down river to wherever he ended up. Once finally back in the ballpark the duck and the penguin were tired and needed a little something to give them energy, so they grabbed a cheese coney and a soda and enjoyed the game with all the cubs fans and reds fans before they headed home to watch the NCAA finals. As they headed home they realized that though this had been quite an eventful day, they still felt like there was something they were mising out on. Ah Yes, it was obvious. They drove past fountain square and sure enough Wildman and Bud Selig were both wering Pete Rose's jersey and singing "Why Can't We be Friends" while Charlie Luken and Jim Scott swayed side to side along with the tune humming merrily. The Duck and the penguin looked at them, laughed and decided that they had seen enough., or had they...


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<font color="#000002" size="1">[ March 07, 2004 02:23 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

[jdf]

Enlisting the help of one of the left over Big Pig Gig pigs, they hitched a ride to Findley market, where they met up with a group from Peta, and Stonewall Cincinnati. They hoisted there signs, high above their heads, which said....